Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Highlighting Brussels Waste: the Overseas Development Fund
The waste of money in this place is a disgrace. The latest wheeze is payments under the EU's Overseas Development Fund to subsidise former collectivised farms in southern Russia to grow fish eggs. Russians! Honestly, could you make it up?
I mean, fuck me, look at all these fish eggs!
To highlight the unacceptable drain on British taxpayers which these juicy little subsidised bundles of waste represent, my fellow UKIP MEPs and I will be chugging back each and every one of the little blighters. I should also say a big thank you to Pierre Smirnoff for kindly supporting this event.
Light blogging this afternoon.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 10:38 AM
Monday, October 02, 2006
fuckifng forerigners
bring me my pears! o-o-o clouds unfoldd! bring meeee my carryout offiah!
ye'd ALL BE SPEAKING GERMAN
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 10:31 PM
I shall be in a meeting at chez Ricard, 12 Avenue des Lâches, between 12:30 and 5pm today. It's catered, so there's a chance it may run long. Then off to a Save the Pound Cheese & Wine.
Consequently, posting will return tomorrow.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 11:43 AM
Friday, September 29, 2006
Highlighting Brussels Waste
The next UKIP event on wasteful subsidies has been moved from Monday 2nd October to Tuesday 3rd October to accommodate a change of venue for sundry logistical reasons. On an unrelated administrative note, would all members please note that they are no longer welcome at chez Henri.
This event will now take place at chez Michel, 88 Rue du Singe qui mange du Fromage, Bruxelles at 1pm. The topic will be payments made under the EU's Overseas Development Budget to Russian fish farming collectives.
Taxi driver didn't have any receipts - had to pick up the damn fare myself. Honestly, is this any way to run a railroad? No wonder the Belgians lost the war!
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 11:58 AM
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
What the fuck are you lookign at? cm'ere and say that you cnyt; french cuny, I'll smack your effing face in . wtat.
d you know who I ma? I'm NIGEL FARRAGE you cunt thats who. beligian cunt
not garage fopr god's sake it's FARRAGE F-A-R-A=g-E
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 11:47 PM
Highlighting Brussels Waste - Fruit subsidies
The amount of British taxpayers' money being poured down the drain is a disgrace - nowhere more so than in subsidies to fruit farmers.
Subsidies to French grape farmers are now at an all-time high. This means a glut of cheap wine flooding the market while British farmers lose out. I mean, fuck me, all this wine only cost me 23 Euros!
When I say it cost "me", of course, I mean "it cost you". It's just another example of the way the superstate costs you and me thousands every year. Well, not me; it pays me. But you get the idea.
My UKIP colleagues and I will be drinking this wine to highlight the grotesque waste at the heart of the Eurocrats' gravy train. And also subsidies to farmers.
Light blogging for the rest of the day.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 12:55 PM
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Just a short note to correct a common mistake. My surname should be pronounced "Farage". A lot of people pronounce it "Farage" and this is not correct.
The second of UKIP's series of events highlighting wasteful European subsidies will be held tomorrow at chez Henri, 25 Place de la Reddition, Bruxelles, at 1pm; when the topic will be the obscene amounts of money being given to French fruit farmers.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 1:04 PM
Monday, September 25, 2006
Highlighting Brussels Waste - Seafood Farming
The amount of British taxpayers' money being poured down the drain is a disgrace - nowhere more so than in subsidies to seafood fisheries. £100m last year alone. You couldn't make it up!
I mean, fuck me, look at the size of this lobster!
My fellow MEPs and I will be eating this lobster, but only to highlight the gross waste of British taxpayers' money that gets swallowed up every year by the Brussels superstate.
Light blogging for the rest of the day.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 1:00 PM
Friday, September 22, 2006
Highlighting Brussels Waste - A Major New Initiative from UKIP
Press release by Nigel Farage MEP
The amount of money being wasted in subsidies under the Common Agricultural Policy is an ongoing disgrace.
To highlight this grotesque waste, UKIP MEPs will be focusing on a different area of European agricultural production in a series of public events, the first of which is to be held on Monday at chez Henri, 25 Place de la Reddition, Bruxelles at 1pm. The focus of this event will be the wasteful subsidies being paid to Norwegian seafood farms.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 4:34 PM
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Blogging may be sporadic today, as I have a meeting at lunchtime, over lunch.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 12:09 PM
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
The everyday lunacies that are part and parcel of Jacques Delors' European Reich are really something to behold.
Here's a little example of what I mean. There I was at lunch yesterday afternoon when this little French waiter - Belgian, rather - sidles up and starts prattling away in dago. Voulez-vous coucher le vin ordinaire, or somesuch. Anyway finally we find someone who speaks English - imagine working in Brussels and only speaking one language, eh? Lucky for little Serge their outdated social model keeps him in Gauloises no matter how incompetent he is - order three gammon and chips, and bugger me if the little wop doesn't bring them with a big blob of mayonnaise on the side! Honestly, you couldn't make it up! Thank God we weren't footing the bill!
Off to lunch, may blog something later on.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 11:37 AM
Monday, September 18, 2006
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Welcome!
My name is Nigel Farage, I'm leader of the UK Independence Party, and this is my Brussels weblog.
That's pronounced "Farage" as in "garage", by the way - not "garage". That really bugs me.
Anyway, you can follow my progress as I work to bring down the superstate from within!
Back tomorrow. Toodle-pip!
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 2:25 PM
The waste of money in this place is a disgrace. The latest wheeze is payments under the EU's Overseas Development Fund to subsidise former collectivised farms in southern Russia to grow fish eggs. Russians! Honestly, could you make it up?
I mean, fuck me, look at all these fish eggs!
To highlight the unacceptable drain on British taxpayers which these juicy little subsidised bundles of waste represent, my fellow UKIP MEPs and I will be chugging back each and every one of the little blighters. I should also say a big thank you to Pierre Smirnoff for kindly supporting this event.
Light blogging this afternoon.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 10:38 AM
bring me my pears! o-o-o clouds unfoldd! bring meeee my carryout offiah!
ye'd ALL BE SPEAKING GERMAN
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 10:31 PM
I shall be in a meeting at chez Ricard, 12 Avenue des Lâches, between 12:30 and 5pm today. It's catered, so there's a chance it may run long. Then off to a Save the Pound Cheese & Wine.
Consequently, posting will return tomorrow.
Consequently, posting will return tomorrow.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 11:43 AM
The next UKIP event on wasteful subsidies has been moved from Monday 2nd October to Tuesday 3rd October to accommodate a change of venue for sundry logistical reasons. On an unrelated administrative note, would all members please note that they are no longer welcome at chez Henri.
This event will now take place at chez Michel, 88 Rue du Singe qui mange du Fromage, Bruxelles at 1pm. The topic will be payments made under the EU's Overseas Development Budget to Russian fish farming collectives.
Taxi driver didn't have any receipts - had to pick up the damn fare myself. Honestly, is this any way to run a railroad? No wonder the Belgians lost the war!
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 11:58 AM
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
What the fuck are you lookign at? cm'ere and say that you cnyt; french cuny, I'll smack your effing face in . wtat.
d you know who I ma? I'm NIGEL FARRAGE you cunt thats who. beligian cunt
not garage fopr god's sake it's FARRAGE F-A-R-A=g-E
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 11:47 PM
Highlighting Brussels Waste - Fruit subsidies
The amount of British taxpayers' money being poured down the drain is a disgrace - nowhere more so than in subsidies to fruit farmers.
Subsidies to French grape farmers are now at an all-time high. This means a glut of cheap wine flooding the market while British farmers lose out. I mean, fuck me, all this wine only cost me 23 Euros!
When I say it cost "me", of course, I mean "it cost you". It's just another example of the way the superstate costs you and me thousands every year. Well, not me; it pays me. But you get the idea.
My UKIP colleagues and I will be drinking this wine to highlight the grotesque waste at the heart of the Eurocrats' gravy train. And also subsidies to farmers.
Light blogging for the rest of the day.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 12:55 PM
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Just a short note to correct a common mistake. My surname should be pronounced "Farage". A lot of people pronounce it "Farage" and this is not correct.
The second of UKIP's series of events highlighting wasteful European subsidies will be held tomorrow at chez Henri, 25 Place de la Reddition, Bruxelles, at 1pm; when the topic will be the obscene amounts of money being given to French fruit farmers.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 1:04 PM
Monday, September 25, 2006
Highlighting Brussels Waste - Seafood Farming
The amount of British taxpayers' money being poured down the drain is a disgrace - nowhere more so than in subsidies to seafood fisheries. £100m last year alone. You couldn't make it up!
I mean, fuck me, look at the size of this lobster!
My fellow MEPs and I will be eating this lobster, but only to highlight the gross waste of British taxpayers' money that gets swallowed up every year by the Brussels superstate.
Light blogging for the rest of the day.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 1:00 PM
Friday, September 22, 2006
Highlighting Brussels Waste - A Major New Initiative from UKIP
Press release by Nigel Farage MEP
The amount of money being wasted in subsidies under the Common Agricultural Policy is an ongoing disgrace.
To highlight this grotesque waste, UKIP MEPs will be focusing on a different area of European agricultural production in a series of public events, the first of which is to be held on Monday at chez Henri, 25 Place de la Reddition, Bruxelles at 1pm. The focus of this event will be the wasteful subsidies being paid to Norwegian seafood farms.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 4:34 PM
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Blogging may be sporadic today, as I have a meeting at lunchtime, over lunch.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 12:09 PM
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
The everyday lunacies that are part and parcel of Jacques Delors' European Reich are really something to behold.
Here's a little example of what I mean. There I was at lunch yesterday afternoon when this little French waiter - Belgian, rather - sidles up and starts prattling away in dago. Voulez-vous coucher le vin ordinaire, or somesuch. Anyway finally we find someone who speaks English - imagine working in Brussels and only speaking one language, eh? Lucky for little Serge their outdated social model keeps him in Gauloises no matter how incompetent he is - order three gammon and chips, and bugger me if the little wop doesn't bring them with a big blob of mayonnaise on the side! Honestly, you couldn't make it up! Thank God we weren't footing the bill!
Off to lunch, may blog something later on.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 11:37 AM
Monday, September 18, 2006
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Welcome!
My name is Nigel Farage, I'm leader of the UK Independence Party, and this is my Brussels weblog.
That's pronounced "Farage" as in "garage", by the way - not "garage". That really bugs me.
Anyway, you can follow my progress as I work to bring down the superstate from within!
Back tomorrow. Toodle-pip!
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 2:25 PM
The amount of British taxpayers' money being poured down the drain is a disgrace - nowhere more so than in subsidies to fruit farmers.
Subsidies to French grape farmers are now at an all-time high. This means a glut of cheap wine flooding the market while British farmers lose out. I mean, fuck me, all this wine only cost me 23 Euros!
When I say it cost "me", of course, I mean "it cost you". It's just another example of the way the superstate costs you and me thousands every year. Well, not me; it pays me. But you get the idea.
My UKIP colleagues and I will be drinking this wine to highlight the grotesque waste at the heart of the Eurocrats' gravy train. And also subsidies to farmers.
Light blogging for the rest of the day.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 12:55 PM
Just a short note to correct a common mistake. My surname should be pronounced "Farage". A lot of people pronounce it "Farage" and this is not correct.
The second of UKIP's series of events highlighting wasteful European subsidies will be held tomorrow at chez Henri, 25 Place de la Reddition, Bruxelles, at 1pm; when the topic will be the obscene amounts of money being given to French fruit farmers.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 1:04 PM
The amount of British taxpayers' money being poured down the drain is a disgrace - nowhere more so than in subsidies to seafood fisheries. £100m last year alone. You couldn't make it up!
I mean, fuck me, look at the size of this lobster!
I mean, fuck me, look at the size of this lobster!
My fellow MEPs and I will be eating this lobster, but only to highlight the gross waste of British taxpayers' money that gets swallowed up every year by the Brussels superstate.
Light blogging for the rest of the day.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 1:00 PM
Friday, September 22, 2006
Highlighting Brussels Waste - A Major New Initiative from UKIP
Press release by Nigel Farage MEP
The amount of money being wasted in subsidies under the Common Agricultural Policy is an ongoing disgrace.
To highlight this grotesque waste, UKIP MEPs will be focusing on a different area of European agricultural production in a series of public events, the first of which is to be held on Monday at chez Henri, 25 Place de la Reddition, Bruxelles at 1pm. The focus of this event will be the wasteful subsidies being paid to Norwegian seafood farms.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 4:34 PM
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Blogging may be sporadic today, as I have a meeting at lunchtime, over lunch.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 12:09 PM
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
The everyday lunacies that are part and parcel of Jacques Delors' European Reich are really something to behold.
Here's a little example of what I mean. There I was at lunch yesterday afternoon when this little French waiter - Belgian, rather - sidles up and starts prattling away in dago. Voulez-vous coucher le vin ordinaire, or somesuch. Anyway finally we find someone who speaks English - imagine working in Brussels and only speaking one language, eh? Lucky for little Serge their outdated social model keeps him in Gauloises no matter how incompetent he is - order three gammon and chips, and bugger me if the little wop doesn't bring them with a big blob of mayonnaise on the side! Honestly, you couldn't make it up! Thank God we weren't footing the bill!
Off to lunch, may blog something later on.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 11:37 AM
Monday, September 18, 2006
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Welcome!
My name is Nigel Farage, I'm leader of the UK Independence Party, and this is my Brussels weblog.
That's pronounced "Farage" as in "garage", by the way - not "garage". That really bugs me.
Anyway, you can follow my progress as I work to bring down the superstate from within!
Back tomorrow. Toodle-pip!
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 2:25 PM
Press release by Nigel Farage MEP
The amount of money being wasted in subsidies under the Common Agricultural Policy is an ongoing disgrace.
To highlight this grotesque waste, UKIP MEPs will be focusing on a different area of European agricultural production in a series of public events, the first of which is to be held on Monday at chez Henri, 25 Place de la Reddition, Bruxelles at 1pm. The focus of this event will be the wasteful subsidies being paid to Norwegian seafood farms.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 4:34 PM
Blogging may be sporadic today, as I have a meeting at lunchtime, over lunch.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 12:09 PM
The everyday lunacies that are part and parcel of Jacques Delors' European Reich are really something to behold.
Here's a little example of what I mean. There I was at lunch yesterday afternoon when this little French waiter - Belgian, rather - sidles up and starts prattling away in dago. Voulez-vous coucher le vin ordinaire, or somesuch. Anyway finally we find someone who speaks English - imagine working in Brussels and only speaking one language, eh? Lucky for little Serge their outdated social model keeps him in Gauloises no matter how incompetent he is - order three gammon and chips, and bugger me if the little wop doesn't bring them with a big blob of mayonnaise on the side! Honestly, you couldn't make it up! Thank God we weren't footing the bill!
Off to lunch, may blog something later on.
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 11:37 AM
My name is Nigel Farage, I'm leader of the UK Independence Party, and this is my Brussels weblog.
That's pronounced "Farage" as in "garage", by the way - not "garage". That really bugs me.
Anyway, you can follow my progress as I work to bring down the superstate from within!
Back tomorrow. Toodle-pip!
# posted by Nigel Farage @ 2:25 PM
